Mayawati Plans New Statues

Lucknow: Just after a few days when her political rival Mulayam Singh threaten to bulldoze her statues, Chief Minister Mayawati has come back with vengeance. The UP Minister of Infrastructure Development has declared a plan to build 10 more of Mayawati statues in and around Lucknow.

However, it lookes like the threat to bulldoze has been taken quite seriously. According to the plan, all statues will be made with Titanium, one of the strongest materials known to man. The plan further explains that the statue base will be buried 20 meters underground to make it enormously tough to uproot the structure.

The entire project will cost about 1000 Cr to UP Government coffers. One of the senior BSP officials said that the money is no matter since the benefits outweigh. “Imagine that everywhere you go in this beautiful city you see figurine of our great leader, wouldn’t it be such awe inspiring sight to the people of UP”, he said. He also applauded CM’s efforts to curtail cost by promising to reduce her weight by 5KG, thus requiring less Titanium proportionately.